villains will monologue about their evil plan because they’re all theatre kids and the heroes will just stand there and let them because they’re also theatre kids who can’t resist the opportunity to be dramatic and/or have the stupidest takes on morals and ethics and that’s the only they get away with it. if i was a hero i would just knock the villain out cold mid-sentence and if anyone tried to call me out on it for being ‘unsportsmanlike’ i’d point out that i just took out the person planning to turn everyone in the city into space goo with a giant laser gun AND spared them from sitting through an hour and a half of cackling and mustache-twirling. smh
UNLESS the villain was sexy. then i would simply let them tilt my chin up with their blade and wait for them to lean in close to prematurely congratulate themselves on their victory before continuing our battle because i’m gay and not immune to the desire to have a sworn rival who i am secretly in love with.
i can’t tell which part of this post this is meant to be a response to and i honestly don’t want to ever know
“It started with super light contractions. So it seemed like we had plenty of time. Leanne went to take a quick shower. I started packing up our stuff. Then suddenly she had a contraction that was like.. ‘ whoa.’ So I thought we’d be conservative and head over to the hospital. As we’re walking out to the truck, Leanne had an even bigger one, and I’m like, ‘Oh man.’ We jumped in the truck and pulled out of the driveway. I put on some Grateful Dead, light volume. I started out doing 5 to 10 over the speed limit. Nothing crazy. Then Leanne’s water broke. But it still didn’t seem like a ‘baby coming out right now’ situation. So I pushed it up to 60 mph. Then Leanne started screaming. Very guttural. And I heard her saying something about the baby coming out. Now I know people delivered babies for a long time outside the hospital. But I’d never done it. So I brought us up to 65 mph. Then I hear her saying, ‘Oh my god, I feel a head.’ And I start seeing something out of the corner of my eye. My wife is pulling a baby out of herself. Next thing I know, she’s holding it up in the air, and she’s saying ‘oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.’ I pulled over into a church parking lot and called 911. They told me to stay calm, and that I needed to tie off the umbilical cord with something. So I looked everywhere for some sort of string. I briefly considered my shoelaces, but those would take too long to untie. There was only one other option.” #quarantinestories
Just because we’re floor workers doesn’t mean we’re morons.
listen, if I ever to get to that point where someone asks me what advice id give to the youths or whatever, it’d be unionise. join a union, get your friends to join a union, get your co-workers to join a union. Thatcher and her cronies destroyed the unions in the 80s for a reason. UNIONISE.
I needed a path for my island so I spent my last hours making this stepping stone path! I really love how it turned out so I wanted to share. ✨
The path consists out of 6 parts: Two main tiles and four edge tiles. With the edge tiles you are able to create smooth looking curves and diagonal paths! And if you place the two main tiles alternatively, the path gets a more random look.
I hope someone finds them useful as well! Have fun! 💖
my entire body seized up looking at this lkjalsdfkj
I’ve had this done multiple times. It is NOT GREAT. Even the provider doing it was like “Okay, so this is going to go so far back it’s going to TOUCH YOUR SOUL and I’m sorry.” That said, she was really good and did it super fast but it’s still JUST NOT SUPER FUN.
