there ain't no sanity clause

That’s enough now, it’s gotten all silly.

Haha, okay. Last Hatoful Boyfriend thing I post. It’s just so absurdly hilarious and also horrifying. No more, though, I promise.

Unless I find something really funny.

Like, really super funny.

Because then it’d be wrong not to reblog/post it.

PIGEONS

Dear Tumblr,

I discovered this thing called Hatoful Boyfriend. One of those Japanese dating games where you play a girl who has decided to attend an all pigeon high school. And fall in love.

Somewhere around the point where a pudding crazed pigeon used wing attack on me, and I was directed to a blog written by a pigeon (Look it up! Google Brian Pigeon, it’s true!) and then where I WAS MURDERED IN MY CAVE AFTER SCHOOL ONE NIGHT, I decided this is one of the best games ever.

Now pardon me, because I still haven’t managed to win it. The murdering thing set me back a bit.