If you suspect you or a loved one might be a leprechaun, seek help immediately. Every year, literally some people are afflicted with Sudden Leprechaun Ulcerative Tachycardia Syndrome or SLUTS. Many of these cases go untreated, but if you’re concerned for your loved ones, early symptoms may include:

-Running on rainbows.

-Tricky, devious yet charming shenanigans.

-Sudden ginger beards.

-A slightly offensive stereotypical Irish accent

-Sudden fixation on rabbits feet, horseshoes, marshmallows, clovers, and other Lucky Charms.

If you suspect a loved one or yourself of being afflicted with SLUTS please call our toll free hotline:

1-800-I-THINK-I-MAY-BE-TURNING-INTO-A-LEPRECHAUN-SO-I-AM-CALLING-THIS-NUMBER-TO-CALL-FOR-HELP-AGAINST-SLUTS