Today I had a lot of people tell me my hair was pretty and matched my eyes. There are a lot of nice people out there.
I want this
I dreamed last night my sisters and I started working for a corrupt mortician’s business and we went to large social affairs like weddings and shit to murder old people. We got like, a lot of cash for it we were trying to pay our student loans with and after a while I was like hey guys maybe murdering old people is wrong we should probably stop and then my older sister was like “if we hit four more bodies that’ll be enough to finish paying your student loans” and I was like okay but still… murder. It’s bad. And then one of our aunts tipped off the cops and we were like shit and had to leave the country.
It was all very Burke and Hare.